C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
That accounts for only three of the penises
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize
