let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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