Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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