I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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