elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I need a beard to bite.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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