is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I'm really busy with my period
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