another moral hangover. fuck.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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