finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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