Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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