i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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