Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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