Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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