Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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