tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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