Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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