My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My penis needs a shock collar
3 2 1 whiskey
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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