i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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