Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
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So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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