Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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