Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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