Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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