Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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