After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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