I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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