My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The struggles of a small town man whore
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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