Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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