Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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