Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
foreskin is a definite game changer
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Randomize
