So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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