But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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