oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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