She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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