we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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