I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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