This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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