3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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