Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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