they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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