We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
There are leaves in my underwear?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
