we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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