Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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