all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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