You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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