Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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