My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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