Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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