She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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