it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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