I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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