so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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