I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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