ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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