Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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