ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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