Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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