i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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