Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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